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       William
      the FRPS
      
    
       Though
      
      EPS Members are gifted and shrewd and accustomed to lots of success
      
       There
      are few who would dare to suggest they compare with William our FRPS. 
      His
      landscapes, his portraits, derivatives, nudes, all bear the
      perfectionist’s stamp 
      And
      as William would say in his own modest way, "When the Members’ comes
      round I’ll be Champ." 
      William
      toiled in the darkroom from winter to spring in his bid to outdistance the
      field 
      While
      he dreamed of the day he would hear the judge say, “Bill, you’ve won
      the Memorial Shield". 
      But
      the path of the prophet is littered with rocks, and the future’s not
      easy to see, 
      And
      poor William forgot what great Kismet did not - which was Jimmy AFIAP. 
      The
      critics agreed that the rivals were good and the difference between them
      was slight 
      
      
       
      And
      when Spring had been sprung, and the prints had been hung, it was clear
      that the critics were right. 
      The
      tension built up as the judge stood in doubt and considered again and
      again, 
      Then
      said, “This print by Bill is fantastic, it’s brill.  The least I can give it is ten. 
      
      
       
      The
      Council all fainted, the Treasurer swooned, the President fell from his
      chair, 
      In
      the moment’s fierce heat, William sprang to his feet and raised a
      clenched fist in the air. 
      But
      the judge hadn’t finished; he turned to Jim’ print and announced A
      sublime photograph”. 
      It’s
      supreme, it’s a dream, it’s the cream de la cream and I‘m giving it
      ten and a half. 
      The
      judging was over, an unheeding crowd swept away to a late evening tea, 
      While
      behind in the dust, close by D O Hill’s bust lay our FRPS RIP. 
      
      
       
      And
      each midnight, past presidents gaze from above in apparent imperviousness, 
      But
      each portrait on high casts a pitying eye on the shade of our FRPS. 
      If
      you must have a moral, it has to be this, taking photographs ought to be
      fun. 
      When
      you find that your aim is desire to find fame - just you listen to Ko-ko
      and run. 
  
      “Ko-ko”
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