Tamson’s Chemicals (1)
For
angling shots around the pond
Or
angle shots around a blonde
For
shots before, behind, beyond,
Use
Tamson’s Chemicals
Tamson’s
Chemicals (2)
For
dock-side shots of ropes and hawsers
Or
Pollak shots of fat old jossers
For
shy high shots of flying saucer
Use
Tamson’s Chemicals
Tamson’s Chemicals (3)
Little
boy black, come blow up your negs
Of
shame and delusion, you’ll soon taste the dregs,
Every
tear that you shed will be big as a damson
You
clot, you’ve been using the products of TAMSON!
Christmas Magazine:
1953
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